BJ Services

In my tedious process of looking up info on stupid companies today I came across a gem--the history of a company called "BJ Services"

It started like so:
"In 1872, 31-year old inventor Byron Jackson formed the Byron Jackson Company."

It then went through roughly 150 points on the timeline, such as:

When he retired in 1913, Byron Jackson’s name was synonymous with excellence and innovation, a reputation to be protected by future generations of BJ employees.

In June 2000, Nowsco-Fracmaster changed its name to BJ Services Company Canada. This unified all of the Company's worldwide pumping services operations under the BJ brand name.

In November 2001, BJ commissioned the first DP-2 stimulation vessel in the Gulf of Mexico – the BJ Blue Ray – and earned the first Well Stimulation class notation from the American Bureau of Shipping.

In April 2002, BJ Services introduced an advanced stimulation vessel for service offshore Brazil.

With more than $4 billion in annual revenues from combined operations, BJ Services Company is well positioned to lead the industry for years to come.

....So, not to be crude or anything, but... it's literally called BJ Services Company and it specializes in "pumping" and "stimulation"