The Happiest Part of my House....the little metal thing on the floor that the dining room doors hook into. Its so HaPPy

Star-Shaped Tater Tot! I was so excited. I'm such a girl. (and as you can plainly see, its NOT a taco)

China Wok

As I drove past the China Wok in my town today I thought about the China Wok in Saratoga, and then thought about how funny it is that chinese restaurant owners choose to name their places of business after the nation of the food's origin plus the implement that said food is cooked with. And then I was like, that'd be like naming a steakhouse the "America Grill"
.....and then I realized that wouldn't be all that surprising.

I know this is hard to read, but it says "Eat my chicken!" I came down and found this on our day calendar thing, and was like...wtf. Then I remembered that my sister had brought home the rest of her chicken from the restaurant the night before, and had left that morning to go back to college. This was her means of ensuring it went to good use

hottest

belt

Hottest....belt...ever

George Foster Peabody: Lover of Men

I saw this in the library and was like, Oh my god, Amos, look at this, and he was like....I JUST saw that today! We've only been going to this school for....three years. We are so observant

Sorry!

So something's sucking, I thought it was my wireless connection in Ohio, then I thought it was my wireless connection at home, but now I'm at my sister's dorm with the T-1 line and it still isn't working so sorry about the lack of pictures lately :( Here's the link to my other site with pictures, hopefully this will work again soon, or I'll figure out what the problem is.

Pot-bellied racing pigs!

HAHA this one was great. Raced around the track at incredible speeds of course.

Before he let out the pot-bellied pigs though, he called up pot-bellied men from the audience. Dan was unfortunate enough to be selected, but he took his revenge. When Randall asked for a "Skinny Daddy," Dan made sure he saw Sming. And who could fit that name better? He made them all do a little strut dance to the audience.

This was Sming's dance. It was so lightning fast and spazzy, and I was laughing so hard I couldnt keep the camera steady, that this is all you can see of it....sorry aobut that. Trust me, it was amazing

He even had piglets

Dive into a pool!

Hehe....soft-n-creamy

Fried Dough!

The Midway from afar

The Midway

Yet another ride proving its ancientness. Clearly the year 2000 sounded futuristic when this was built. I certainly feel safe spinning around at ridiculous speeds in it....

The Wild Claw. So fun

So pretty

Tilt-a-Whirl. King of Vomit-Inducing Carnival Rides. Did it phase "iron stomach Lauren" even after a hot dog, bloomin onion, and funnel cake? Hellllls no.

Its like a neon dress (I know, so sorry, but you gotta caption the pictures)

Freak show!

WHEEE!

Hahaha "The Century Wheel"

The midway with a cool spooky moon

Dan apparently didnt want to do any rides with "more than one vector" so he became "Bagman: official holder of our shit" Sometimes I guess he decided he wanted to amuse himself with said shit, and in this case he tried to fit into Eve's jacket. Hahahahaha

Eve, about to be launched a hundred feet into the air! That's a smile of terror

Funhouse thing was "fun" when it was pouring ass rain and we needed to get under a roof

Yum

This ride was sweeeet. You laid down on your stomach and flew around like you were on a hang glider. Had to take off my flip flops though and subject my feet to serious dirtization walking on the sand and gravel

Yo yo bitches. Hahaha once again, thinking of captions at 4 am is a bad idea

Monkey!! Why are there no hot boys to win you for me?

Carousel

shINy

My dad once did this guess your age thing, he won so hardcore, he looks like 15 yrs younger than he is. And the guy was just like, hey, I'm a high school student, I do this as a summer job....what the hell do i know? Have a bear

Yay Ang and Sming : )

fun like you're five

wheeeee!

This one almost has an antique atmosphere...

Carousel...

Appreciate how hard it is to take a picture of yourself when you're bouncng up and down

Machine Gun Fun

Oh yeah. Fun fun fun!!

Sno-cones don't sound that good when its night-time after a rainy day

Fresh cut fries are soo good. Did you ever hear that chips were invented when Al Capone was in Saratoga and complained about his fried potatoes not being sliced thin enough? This is what I heard, but Eve brought up the good point that if this were true, chip bags everywhere would flaunt this, and there'd be Capone chips and shit...

Especially with.....CHEESE. I love how the font on this is same as like, horror movie. I mean, I know the orange cheese is scary, but you wouldn't think they'd want to perpetuate that connection....

Pillow MOnster!!

Hot dog
Bloomin Onion
Funnel Cake
Tilt-a-Whirl: 0

Iron Stomach: 4

I love the fair

Go Amos, Your Geekdom is Extreme

"haha, SCORE! i just gained an hour because i thought it was midnight an hour ago...and i was so excited i typed in www.gmail.com! just like that, with an exclamation point"

hahahaha

Oh, and my hair's short now

Caitlin....this one's for you

This post goes out to Caitlin, who is apparently a dedicated reader. AND who finally told me that indeed, raspberry pop tarts are new, and I am in fact not insane. Thanks guys, thanks for letting me live in doubt for so long.
Ok, so we went to Rotterdam today (i know, hahaha, but thats actually not the joke) and got pizza and ice cream and laughed at all the sad. And as we were sitting eating our ice cream and, for some reason, talking about AIDS in Africa--as Trevor pointed out, one of the very few ways to make eating ice cream depressing...even being in Rotterdam isn't enough (your shoe can't get AIDS!" "AIDS is so the last thing i need right now...") these guys flew past on motorcyles, and Trevor's like, its cause i gave him the head nod, motorcycle guys HAVE to do shit if you give em the head nod. So of course, little while later, we were behind these two guys on motorcycles....and trevor was all givin em the head nod, and the one guy keeps lookin back at him.
And then he jumped up and rode his motorcycle while STANDING ON IT. And it was the HOTTEST THING EVER

Oh and yeah, ellen decided to wear this shirt as a dress, and was like, it looks so 80s! so she got a belt from mom's 80s days poofed up her hair and got sexxxxy

Naughty....