Adventures in Three Dimensions

We got Christine The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl 3D for her birthday. Needless to say, she was ecstatic. And then we all watched it and got really bad headaches. At least we looked awesome doing it though

Chocolatey Grossness

Yes. That's Christine eating Swiss Miss out of the package

Christine's Birthday

Since our house is not nearly big enough to fit all of Christine's adoring fans, Mike Seeger kindly offered up his place for Christine's 22nd, appropriately titled, "Let's Get Wasted." And so we did. Except for me, who was both official photographer and driver of people home. I did alright at the second job, not so much at the first one though, as you can see. Some of these are great though. Enjoy.

And know that Charlie found taco in his pocket when he woke up the next day

this just might earn the title "rock bottom" (if it weren't for that time i curled up into a ball of self pity in the aviation mall gap dressing room)

So I actually fell asleep at a decent time tonight, somehow. But then I was rudely awakened. And I've spent the ensuing hours on facebook.


It was so sad it just needed to be on record.

Night of the Giant Gummy Bear

So we decided that if you melted down a bunch of gummy bears into a bear shaped cake mold, you could make a giant gummy bear. and that would be awesome

Success!

I think the best part of this picture is Rich's face

Had to make it sexual....

This one got a little messed up...

Yum

We look happy here, but trust me. It was only like an hour before the extreme stomach pain set in

Why College Both Rocks and Is Horrible

Me: theres something about the living room though, after a certain amount of time up there i start to feel my soul being sucked out
Kenny: yea i understand completely
Me: usually i can go at least five hours i think
Kenny: we have
for like a week
Me: oh crap
guess whats on tonight
Kenny: haha whats that
Me: a little show called "moral orel"
Kenny: is it on now
Me: no, midnight
Kenny: oh ok
well guess thats what i'm doin at midnight then

Las Vegas

Here I am with the King himself. My dad got this place in Vegas for a few days so I went out there with him and my stepmom to see the tackiest place in the country. It was everything I could have dreamed

My dad looks so hopeful...

The first place we went was the Orleans, an old, kinda sketchy place that my parents were for some reason really into

This was back when I was still kind of awed by all the lights and sounds of the slot machines. Before I was finally desensitized by their presence in every corner of the city including convience stores, the airport, the bank, and so on

I don't know how they know what all that shit means

No idea how to play this

This is old part of Las Vegas, supposedly the brightest place in the world. This picture doesn't capture the full luminosity

It's certainly bright and tacky

I thought this was so funny

And they did have some good ones. Some of you might even be getting some

This name seems funny to me

yee ha

My dad made us stand there and listen to this Liberace impersonator for like 15 minutes

The Liberace Museum. this is why vacation with your parents sucks. I spent 2 hours listening to crazy women praise this man as if he somehow wasn't a total freak, even as we were looking at his capes of 200 lbs worth of pink ostrich feathers and his cars covered in rhinestones

The In-N-Out Burger. Made famous on the East Coast due mainly to the Big Lebowski, but I've enjoyed these before in Southern California and was happy to go for it again

This was a decoration at a Mexican restaurant we went to. I thought it was hilarious. I've learned by now that I tend to see the world in a rather unique way, but as soon as I looked at this fish all I could see was it projectile vomiting

This was where we stayed, it was pretty nice. I was just happy to be outside in a bathing suit in January

The Excalibur!! We saw one of those Medieval Times type shows here. It was so f'in awesome. We ate cornish hens with our hands and drank ye olde pepsi out of authentic plastic mugs

I think it's definitely a contender for the title of tackiest Vegas casino

This guy and I are starting a long distance relationship