Simon's Saratoga Birthday Bash

Simon decided he wanted a birthday party in Saratoga, so we hopped in our cars from our respective adopted homes and headed back to "the homeland"....of about nine months ago. This time the center of the action moved from 91 Adams* to the Saratoga Downtowner motel (there was totally kettle korn and I didn't get any! Like an idiot!). Jesse and Molly and Kenny and I got rooms there (although theirs was the penthouse and ours was like, lockdown) and we totally managed to get a call from the front desk. Paul and Davey decided to "wing it" and see if they could score a dorm bed, preferably with a girl.
There was a visit to Putnam, a tour of the new d-hall (little bastards), and some Wii play. There was also drunken Gallactic bowling and playing of the Jurrassic Park boardgame (which no one, even sober, could figure out how to play, and is now memorialized as a museum piece on Charlie, Kevin, and Julia's wall).
There may or may not have been a threesome (of course, the night before Kenny, Charlie, Jesse and I got there) There may or may not have been a Paul make out session with Chris Fleming (again, probably happened somewhere around when Charlie and Jesse were drinking at the train station bar in Poughkeepsie, NY)

There were most definitely mustaches.

And that's the story of Simon's Saratoga Birthday Bash

*There was allegedly talk of possible egging/rock through the window of 91 Adams for reasons of taking revenge on a certain landlord

This means war

Then things got a little gay


Then things got really gay

How gay is this?

Ummmmm....

Yeeeeaaahh

Nice pose everyone


There is a distinct difference in enthusiasm here


Paul looks so bad ass

Who's cool? We cool



Is this the chud face? I think she likes it


M.R. is scaring me


Check out the deer in headlights behind the rooster

You have foiled my plan this time! But just you wait!





Someone's a pouty face





Homies



what's going on beneath the frame?






Rich is causing an Smitch eclipse


Hip hop hurray ho hey




Try bowling now, try now, now, now

Can you feel it kick?

I guess that's a yes



Do you smell that?


There's that smell again...


Good lord. Molly said it best on this one. Turtle. Pooping

In training

I bet this was a great success


Roll it Paul

Back at DA's, at last


Adams Street Reunion!


Wait for it
Thanks Rich, these were awesome



He looks very concerned

Why does this remind me of Richard Simmons?


This one is just, yikes

Hmmph. Well if that's how you're gonna be

How distinguished