Laser Beam Arc Hybrid

I just got this in a press release from a Japanese company. It is apparently a picture of "laser beam arc hybrid welding" (which, actually now that I think about it, does sound pretty freakin awesome). But when I printed this out, I totally thought it was a picture of a giant robot firing lasers out of his arm at first. And that Japan had finally succeeded in instigating the robot apocalypse. And were considerate enough to draft a press release.

Ridiculous Press Relase of the Day

"Babymoons and Cruise Line Rules for your Pre-Baby Romantic Getaway

Babymoon – a vacation designed for expectant parents – provides a well-timed and much-needed respite from the pre-baby schedule. It’s an opportunity to relax before your lives are changed forever by the arrival of your new bundle of joy."


Ok, I realize that having a baby ends your life forever, but really, travel industry? You're hurting so bad that you had to invent "Babymoon"?

Relax and spend time together now before your horrible life as parents begins and you slowly spiral into spitefulness and resentment. Have sex, for what will probably be one of the last times ever. At least until it's time for bundle of joy #2...

Even worse than the "Hug Me Blanket"

Wtf Japan. Seriously.