Don't Order the Fish

No wonder people keep getting sick from China's food products. Check out this sketchtastic e-mail:

DEAR SIRS,

WE OBTAIN YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS FROM THE BOSTON AND BRUSSEL SEAFOOD SHOW.

WE,ARE A MODERN SEAFOOD-PROCESSING FACTORY WITH ADVANCE EQUIPMENTS AND GOOD QUALITY-CONTROLLING SYSTEM.

NOW WE ARE PROCESSING:

1) PACIFIC COD FILLETS/LOINS/PORTIONS,SKINLESS, PBO

2) ATLANTIC COD FILLETS/LOINS/PORTIONS, SKINLESS,PBO

3) ALASKA POLLOCK FILLETS,SKINLESS,PBO/PBI

4) ATLANTIC OCEAN PERCH FILLETS, SKIN-ON,PBI

5) CHUM SALMON FILLETS,13COLOR UP, SKIN-ON OR DEEP SKINNED,OR 4OZ VACUUM

6) JAPANESE SCALLOP ADDUCTOR( IN JUNE)

IF YOU CAN FIND INTEREST,PLEASE KINDLY ADVISE YOUR DETAILS(SUCH AS: GLAZING,STPP,PACKING AND DESTINATION PORT,ETC).

SO THAT WE CAN MAKE YOU FIRM AND OUR MOST COMPETATIVE PRICE.

Please kindly reply to: info@chinabestgroup.com and food@online.ln.cn

Thanks and regards,

XU HONG LIANG

China Best Group

Best Foodstuff (Dalian) Co Ltd

20A-521,GANGWANG STREET,DALIAN CHINA

Tel:86-411-82646601Fax:86-411-82646682

Website:www.chinabestgroup.com

I know that their bad grammar and use of all caps doesn't necessarily mean their fish will poison me, but still. I am really really scared if anyone else who gets this e-mail actually responds