The Onion

My favorite thing about the Onion coming to DC?

It's not that I can read it, because I don't really. It's not even that I won Renaissance Faire tickets from them. It's that I can't get over how funny it is to see really stuffy businessmen and women reading it. Sitting there on the metro with their Burberry trenchcoats and their Blackberries...reading about the Sears tower being covered in jell-o or about a daring rescue of American Apparel models.

I love it.