Russell's B-day

Last night Russell had a birthday party. And it was fun. Here are some highlights:
Christine's gift of 5 liters of Franzia boxed wine, "Sunset Blush" flavor
Christine's gift of the best Hallmark card ever: It had a picture of a sunset and said in large curvy script: "Feel that?" That's pretty funny on its own, but next to it in smaller script, it continued: "That's God's love.... Healing you....Holding you" Except Christine had crossed out "God" and replaced with "Boxed Wine" And when she asked if that was a sin we responded with a resounding "...uh, yeah I think that would definitely count"
"Charleton Hestons" i.e. "white mexicans" the white russian's eeeevil evil cousin. Conclusion, tequila and milk should not be mixed, but especially not combined with margarita mix--"OH GOD i think it's curdling!"
Russell's flawless recitation of the birthday party speech from Fellowship of the Ring, with the slight alterations of 23 for eleventy-one and people for hobbits

We all got pretty emo at the end of the party, probably because we were feeling boxed wine's love. There was a lot of group hugging and standing out in the rain. So here's to another good Saturday night....