Halloween Party Quotes:
....OR we could use FIREWORKS
-Amos, determining the best way to dispose of the rotten pumpkin
Are those......condoms? Cause that would be gross
-Kenny, speculating on the origins of Russell's costume
Rufio is HOT! Let's hump
-Christine, appreciating Charlie's costume
Guess what I had for dinner tonight?
What?
I don't remember, but it filled me up!
-Paul, establishing an excuse to flash me his package stuffed into a thong
MOTHERFUCKERS!!! That's how you know I'm drunk, cause I just yelled fucke.....hellllo police....
-Drunk Charlie leaving Russell's and yelling just as the cops pulled up to report a noise complaint
WHO is Christine making out with??
-Kenny, noticing Christine and the Elvis guy
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