aMazing

So, seeing as I'm about to graduate with a History/English degree (and would rather not go for a career in "hospitality" or "nourishment services"), I've been trying to think of things to do next year. One idea that has been floating around is the whole teaching English abroad thing. Cool right? You Have No Idea. ellen showed me this website, and it is now the official winner of the time-wasting challenge. No glitzy pictures or flash animation, it's all just little blurbs about this dude's day, but it's AMAZING. Did you know Japanese school girls like to play a game where they try to jam their fingers into people's unsuspecting asses??? And that they will try to grab a person's dick to see if American dicks are actually "bigu"?? It's so great, and i have to tear myself away now to actually get something done. And I'm not happy about it.

Favorite quote thus far, in reference to annoying slutty Japanese school girls (i know, i know, "since when was that a bad thing?" they're not all sailor moon, alright?):
"I look at them and just see a waste of human parts. Yes, it's that bad."