In The Headlines

Every once in a while, those liberal biased, ratings-driven scoundrels calling themselves journalists at CNN come up with some really great stuff. For a story about the difficult position Democrats found themselves in when asked to vote on the war funding bill last week, the headline read: Democrats Caught Between Iraq and a Hard Place.

I swear I saw this, even though google refuses to acknowledge it now. It also has not confirmed a headline that Pete told me he saw today on America's number one source for news, but I was able to find other links to at least corroborate the story (note the awesome graphic). Apparently, a drive-through customer became disgruntled after a Wendy's employee refused to give him the inordinate amount of chili sauce he demanded, and he ended up shooting the manager in rage before absconding with the 10 packets of sauce he'd managed to get out of them. As if this story wasn't enough on it its own, CNN allegedly titled it: Some Like it Hot.

Fantastic. I would also have accepted "Falling Down" into Chili Sauce