In Cars

Along my street, I'll see a BMW, a Hummer, a Jaguar, a Mercedes, all shiny, waxed, and new. There's even a 70s Camaro. And then there's a 1989 Toyota Corrolla with chipped, rusting paint, plastered with bumper stickers, towels lying over the upholstery, and a car seat in back. With a club on the wheel.....cause that's the car Joe Grandlarceny is really gonna be after.

I've seen a few clubs on cars in my neighborhood, and every single one has been on an auto made before 1995 which never went for more than $20,000 brand new, and is usually Japanese make. I even saw a 90s Toyota with a handwritten sign in the window: "Nothing in Car" ...they had it in Spanish too cause they were smart, but I can't remember how to say that in Spanish "Nada en el carro"...something like that