I'll Cut You!!

So Rachel had a stressful night. Bottle of wine, falling asleep and waking back up, walking back and forth from campus. Let's just say she was maybe not quite at the end of her rope, but she only had a couple inches left, and they were fraying. I don't remember why, but Britton said something, and Rachel whips out the corkscrew she had to buy on the way to Fun Day cause she forgot that wine needs opening utensils, and was like, I'll cut you! And it was funny.

And later, while she was frosting carrot cake, some disparaging comment was made about the necessity of such care with the frosting, when we were just gonna be consuming it in....well, however long it took her to finish frosting. And she held up the spatula and repeated her threat, and we were like, that's a spatula, and she was like, "This has a cerrated edge, and I WILL cut you!"
And it was funny.