Fun Day!!

Fun Day. That's really all that needs to be said, yet I will say a lot more. I don't know how they do it, but somehow the school organizers hit a home run with this event every year. You could be having the worst day of your entire life, and then you arrive at Fun Day, and suddenly it's the best. Ever. It helped that pretty much the entire school was there, and completely fucked up. Christine? Gone. Simon? Barely standing up (but still able to kick Davey's ASS eight ways to Sunday on the inflatable obstacle course. But then again, the people behind them in line beat Davey's ass. And why was that? Why, because Davey was F'ed up. And had the biggest Mountain Dew mug I have ever seen. And yet, i'm fairly certain it contained not an ounce of Mountain Dew) Ashley? Oh my god, in all my days I have rarely seen anything so funny. Some people sat on her blanket apparently and it was the topic of a 6 minute long rant that was possibly the most hilarious 6 minutes of my life--"They were lying on MY blanket. It was mine. It was on my twin bed. My mom bought it when I was coming to college. She ordered it, and it came, and then it was the wrong color and we sent it back, and then this one came, and it is MINE. And tHEY are sitting on it. With their boobs all over it. Not even my boobs, not even boobs that I know. And there wasn't even room for my boobs OR my ass. And that is not the spirit of sharing. And it was MY blanket!" That's how it went down, more or less. As far as I know, no one from either Walter's house or Alex's house was thrown in the pond, despite the heated threats made at DA's the night before, which is unfortunate. But as Walter put it, I'm having too much fun to ruin someone else's day right now. I mean, normally, ruining someone's day is really fun, but I don't even need any extra fun right now, I'm having a lot. Well put, sir, well put.
The Wave of Fire claimed a lot of elbows on the way down, luckily I had long sleeves and avoided a bouncy bounce-burned elbow. Kenny, Jesse, and Simon, as well as countless others, were less fortunate. The Wave of Fire did kind of get me though, cause when I was waiting to climb up some girl came bouncing down and bounced one of the inflatable palm trees right onto my head. It didn't hurt, but it certainly was funny as hell. Karden also got attacked by the inflatable basketball thing, cause the guy was apparently deflating it right behind him and he was suddenly engulfed in deflating rubber.
Probably a bunch more great stuff happened, but that's all I really remember at the moment. I bounced around in the house thing and Kenny accidently (or so he claims) punched me in the mouth, and I raced this kid on the obstacle course and got BUUUUrned. But not as bad as Davey, so it's ok.

Some of these photos, namely the good ones, are courtesy of Simon and Lily.