Episode 9: Christine Needs a Band-Aid

The following is an excerpt from my ridiculous house:

Christine: i need a bandaid

Lauren: mmm i would go to kenny. i dont deal in bandaids, but i think he does
what'd you do

Christine: getone
for me

Lauren: ha um, excuse me? lets hear some magic word here

Christine: im bleeding!
thats the magic word!

Lauren: its actually not
unless you got shot, i think you could make it down here on your own

Christine: but im high
and proejct runway is on

Lauren: haha what the hell did you do to yourself while high

Christine: CUT


The story was then related to Kenny, supposed dealer in band-aids:

Kenny: so she needs a band aid
i don't have any

Lauren: haha oh

Kenny: yeah

Lauren: guess she's just gonna die

Kenny: yup


This was then related back to Christine:

Lauren: kenny says he doesnt have any

Christine: after all that?!

Lauren: what the hell were you doing anyway

Christine: pudding

Christine went away 10:07:35 PM
Away Message: fuck you, jello pudding

Lauren 10:10:40 PM
wait....you're telling me you cut yourself on pudding?


To Kenny:

Lauren: apparently she cut herself on pudding
while high

Kenny: on pudding?

Lauren: i guess it must have been the packaging

Kenny: she cut herself so bad she needs a band aid?

Lauren: ha i guess

Kenny: on a package of pudding

Lauren: i dont know

Kenny: yea ok
if i had a band aid
i wouldn't give it to her