So there's this place in town called "Reel Meals" (doesn't that play on words just entice you). It's like a movie theater and a restaurant's ignominious love child. We decided to go see Brokeback Mountain...because that just sounds like the most appetizing movie ever. And it was an adventure.
Alright....so...spoiler alert...this movie has some butt sex. See, now that I told you that you probably think that you're gonna be all ready for it when it comes. Mmmm...see the thing is, the butt sex kind of....attacks you. One minute they're just two cowboys on some mountain, eating baked beans. And then the jeans are being ripped off and there's grunting and it's just...awkward. Christine helped ease the uncomfortable moment by sensuously rubbing my leg with her foot the whole time.
But then came the moment I will never forget.
Just as Heath Ledger is coming to orgasm, the waitress pops out of nowhere with a plate in her hand, announcing: Chicken Wings?
GOLD
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