I don't care how revolutionary the technology is, you look like a douche

My daily walk through Franklin Square Park is nothing if not interesting. There are the guys screaming obscenities at me, the squirrel mating rituals, the guy who I saw fill a water bottle out of the fountain and then drink from it, and then today, a new one, some kind of Segway convention... There were like 20 people on Segways segwaying around in circles.

Wtf.