Celebrating?

Seriously....I don't know what these people are thinking when they send me e-mails:

"This week I’m having the pleasure of celebrating two birthdays - Canada Day, which is to commemorate the confederation of Upper and Lower Canada and some of the Maritime Provinces into the Dominion of Canada in 1867, and of course, our Independence Day. I hope all of you in the States will have a safe and fun time celebrating the independent spirit we Americans are so proud of!

Speaking of celebrating, imagine how patients with facial abnormalities must feel when they’re able to get back into the public thanks to facial prosthetics that look like the real thing. ... Also feeling quite confident are the growing numbers of women who are having high-risk pregnancies. Check out our story from Florida Hospital about the 23-year old quadriplegic who had a baby after she was paralyzed from the neck down."

ummmm??? When I think of celebrating the 4th of July, I don't usually think of people with facial abnormalities or quadriplegics giving birth.... Now I'm going to have some disturbing thoughts while I barbecue...