Marlee's Story

At Marlee's request, I am including this story from the other night. I was not there for it, but Ramona confirms that it did in fact happen, and I can confirm that it is in fact weird.
As you might know, Marlee cooked eggs obsessively throughout the summer school program. Apparently, as she was making herself a humongo batch of scrambled eggs a few nights ago, she cracked the first one and it had two yolks. It's weird, but it happens, right? Well then she cracked the next one, and it too had double yolks. Well thats definitely weird, but stranger things have happened. That guy who worked on The Passion got struck by lightning twice...
But then she cracked the next one, and, impossible as it would seem, two yolks. 5 eggs later, she had 16 yolks. (i know, sorry for requiring you to do math--she cracked 8 eggs total, and they all had two yolks) Freakin weird huh? She freaked out a lot about the weird breeding hormones they must have had...but i realize now i never found out if she ate them or not. That would be a massive scrambled egg monster... I do know she thought about telling her mom, but quickly thought better of it when she imagined her mom yelling: "MAD CHICKEN DISEASE!!!!!!"