Let it Be Known: A Cappella Sucks

So I'm in the spa with Amos, and he's like, "Let's go to Wiecking and see the Drastic Measures." And I stop. I set my cup down. And I ask him to repeat himself. And yes, he was suggesting I go see a cappella with him. And I was like wha? Does he not know that head-bopping, finger-snapping, bad-music hummers are my mortal enemies? Apparently not. Therefore, let it be known: a cappella sucks.