Friday, January 08, 2010

Ridiculous Press Relase of the Day

"Babymoons and Cruise Line Rules for your Pre-Baby Romantic Getaway

Babymoon – a vacation designed for expectant parents – provides a well-timed and much-needed respite from the pre-baby schedule. It’s an opportunity to relax before your lives are changed forever by the arrival of your new bundle of joy."


Ok, I realize that having a baby ends your life forever, but really, travel industry? You're hurting so bad that you had to invent "Babymoon"?

Relax and spend time together now before your horrible life as parents begins and you slowly spiral into spitefulness and resentment. Have sex, for what will probably be one of the last times ever. At least until it's time for bundle of joy #2...

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