So on my walk home tonight, I passed this building that looked way nicer/newer than mine, possibly condos. (Keep in mind, I live in a studio in a rent-controlled place not in the nicest part of DC, and still pay like $1200 a month [fuck you all who live in Albany or Philly or something and pay way less for way more])
And there was caution tape strung across the entrance.
For one thing, I'd been drinking, and needed to find a bathroom like it was my job. If this had been my ridiculously overpriced home, I would have been PISSED that i could not get in and take a piss.
But that brings up a good point. What DO you do when you arrive back at your place and find the telltale "police line do not cross" there? I was pretty sure I would just duck underneath that shit, but I do not want those CSI bastards counting my footprints as evidence...
Also, if i'm paying that much for a place, there should not be crimes committed in my lobby. For $2,000 a month, even loiterers should be somehow incinerated where they stand to avoid the paperwork and possibility of me encountering them.
Someone get on this.
Meanwhile, my much less fancy apartment building had easy front door access.
Suckers!!!
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