Hollywood's Hot New Diet!

So I'm in line at the grocery store, and I see the cover of one of America's most popular magazines....Us Weekly. At first, I gave it my normal blank stare followed by possible slight interest (you can't really see it, but that picture of Jessica Simpson looking all fat nine weeks ago is great). But then I realized the true beauty of this cover.

Either the editors at US have no sense of irony, or they have a great sense of humor. Cause as soon as you're done learning about the fact that Hollywood's Hot New Diet helped Jessica lose 20 lbs in TWO MONTHS! and that it's so easy, you can do it too! you can look over and see Kelly Clarkson's confession: "I was bulimic."

Hmm....I wonder what that hot new diet that I'm supposed to try could be.....