Simon's Saratoga Birthday Bash

Simon decided he wanted a birthday party in Saratoga, so we hopped in our cars from our respective adopted homes and headed back to "the homeland"....of about nine months ago. This time the center of the action moved from 91 Adams* to the Saratoga Downtowner motel (there was totally kettle korn and I didn't get any! Like an idiot!). Jesse and Molly and Kenny and I got rooms there (although theirs was the penthouse and ours was like, lockdown) and we totally managed to get a call from the front desk. Paul and Davey decided to "wing it" and see if they could score a dorm bed, preferably with a girl.
There was a visit to Putnam, a tour of the new d-hall (little bastards), and some Wii play. There was also drunken Gallactic bowling and playing of the Jurrassic Park boardgame (which no one, even sober, could figure out how to play, and is now memorialized as a museum piece on Charlie, Kevin, and Julia's wall).
There may or may not have been a threesome (of course, the night before Kenny, Charlie, Jesse and I got there) There may or may not have been a Paul make out session with Chris Fleming (again, probably happened somewhere around when Charlie and Jesse were drinking at the train station bar in Poughkeepsie, NY)

There were most definitely mustaches.

And that's the story of Simon's Saratoga Birthday Bash

*There was allegedly talk of possible egging/rock through the window of 91 Adams for reasons of taking revenge on a certain landlord