Weddin!

Jersey Shore beach....the nice part that hasn't been a landfill in almost 20 years


I know, I don't know how they have palm trees in Jersey either



Aw, cute. He protected that hat with his life all throughout the beginning of the day




Posing with our souvenirs


Jesse was the official "MC." Here he is performing one of his many duties of announcing things like toasts and garder belt throwings


Team Turd, as we so aptly dubbed them, sat and watched us the entire day. They took one brief break, and someone even saw them drive away in their car, but they soon returned to continue their vigil. Fat orthodox jewry must be really boring.


We roasted marshmallows on this shit, it was awesome. Also, the guy who built it used an entire bottle of lighter fluid, and then went for more. He was just standing there spraying it on an already huge bonfire... brought me back to high school days when we had a bonfire at Dan's and Sean sprayed lighter fluid onto the already flaming wood and almost killed himself when the fire shot up the stream...





Jesse's bathtub pool, so named for its size, depth, and warmth.


Elvis Glasses!