A White Wheelchair for the White Witch

I had the weirdest dream where it was the future and I lived on some far away planet, but me and the guy I was with had been invited to some party on a different planet. I didn't really wanna go, but I guess I said I would and I felt bad so most of the dream was us travelling through space trying to find this planet with the party and passing all kinds of cool space shit and me being like, damn it, this is gonna be awkward. And right at the end of the dream we passed Earth and I was like hey! Isn't that Earth? We should check that out sometime! And then I woke up. I imagine the dream was based on the fact that last night we went to Karaoke night at a place here and met these girls in the bathroom (backstory behind this was that Marlee was on a kick of taking pictures of everyone's cleavage, so we're in the bathroom and these girls come in and Marlee wants to take a picture of their boobs and somehow it led to us all becoming best friends. This is why alcohol is weird) and they're like, come out with us tomorrow night, come to our place we'll make you dinner! And it sounded like a good idea at the time but I guess my subconcious realized it'd be kinda awkward, and then my concious realized that today and I was like....I'm just not gonna call them, hopefully they were drunk enough that they just wont remember. On top of that, we really probably shouldn't go out tonight period cause we had to have a "house meeting" with our program director about our house's partying today.
On another note, my school here is just so challenging that today I went to the Museum of Costume and tried on corsets and then watched the 1988 BBC version of the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. If you've never seen this I highly suggest renting it, cause it is freakin hilarious. For one, the girl that plays Lucy is so funny looking that our professor, like half an hour into it, was like, are you guys gonna laugh every time Lucy's on screen? and we were all like, yes. I dont think he was too surprised though and you know he was laughing inside at that overbite/bowl cut combo. Adding to the amusement is that the talking animals are all people in fursuits and random bad 80s animation is spliced into it at points--one of the witch's evil minions totally looks like Ghostwriter. But also I can't forget when the White Witch falls down on a rock and they show her lying there all broken looking, and Diana just goes: "Well I guess now she'll have to ride around in a White Wheelchair" So un pc. So fantastic.